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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Logic

dietgravity:

ashermajestywishes:

onestoryline:

Straight guys: “You live an hour away. Nah fam. That’s far.”
Lesbians: “6 hours? Could be worse. You free this weekend?”

Lesbians: “Different continents? Opposite sides of the same continent. I live in the Arctic and you live in Antarctica boo? No prob… We’ll just have the best fucking cyber/phone/email/smoke signals sex until I can get to you and i will get to you. ”

This is funny to me because I’m friends with a lesbian whose gf was in germany

and she still flew across the world to have sex with her

alternativeros3 Source: onestoryline